What if someone took over a seemingly abandoned blog like this and started posting their own thoughts, opinions and adventures? How long could it go on before someone stumbled on it?
Dear Blog, Have you ever stopped to think just how many kittens could be stuffed into a regulation rural mail box? Well today I decided I would find out....
Today I decided to create my own stimulus package. It's a wonderful idea, based on the brilliant plan our own federal government is going to implement. Quite simple ...I checked my neighbors mail and grabbed the new Discover Card (the one with the US flag design, how appropriate!)that she was receiving. Using the available balance I've purchased a new puppy, four new pair of sneakers eight bags of pork rinds and a case of Old Millwaukee beer. I think tomorrow I'll go out and purchase three lotery tickets, a scratch and play Big Fifty Card and lunch at the Chillies that is closing next month!
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What if someone took over a seemingly abandoned blog like this and started posting their own thoughts, opinions and adventures? How long could it go on before someone stumbled on it?
Dear Blog,
Today started as any other day untill I was pulled over by the ATF agent who had been staking my house out for the last 30days....
Dear Blog,
Have you ever stopped to think just how many kittens could be stuffed into a regulation rural mail box? Well today I decided I would find out....
Today I decided to create my own stimulus package. It's a wonderful idea, based on the brilliant plan our own federal government is going to implement. Quite simple ...I checked my neighbors mail and grabbed the new Discover Card (the one with the US flag design, how appropriate!)that she was receiving. Using the available balance I've purchased a new puppy, four new pair of sneakers eight bags of pork rinds and a case of Old Millwaukee beer. I think tomorrow I'll go out and purchase three lotery tickets, a scratch and play Big Fifty Card and lunch at the Chillies that is closing next month!
Haha,
Caught you!
Yikes!!
Boooger
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